Well guess what? Those children have grown up and are researching and writing and you'll never guess what they are coming up with! Dinosaurs again....and this time it is in the form of a diet. YES....that four letter word we love to hate! D-I-E-T.
College Girl (aka Rat Mom) announced she was on a Paleo Diet.
A what?
A diet designed by our blood types.
Uh huh.
Ever the skeptic strawberry, I looked it up and damn if there isn't an actual diet. I bet those researching doctors had "paleontologist" as a vocab word in second grade!
Here is a brief description of the diet.
- Breakthrough nutrition program based on eating the foods we were genetically designed to eat-lean meats and fish and other foods that made up the diet of our Paleolithic ancestors.
Now you will notice that it doesn't say a word about blood types. "The hunter-gatherer doesn't fall far from the top of the cave." My dear child has added an extra bonus by combining another diet called "blood type diet."
This diet takes a look at your blood type and which foods you "can" eat to best match with your blood type. Rat Mom is O negative (which these researchers say is the oldest blood type) so naturally she would want to be on a diet that our hunter-gatherer ancestors were on. She chose the Paleo Diet because let's face it....that's pretty old!
My blood type is a "newer" variety so she exclaimed "Oh, you can eat everything."
Uh, Hello! That is how I got in this shape in the first place! No thank you!
We do have fun in the strawberry patch. But all good things come to a close (for a while).
Please keep my little ones in your prayers as they head back to college today.
I woke up at dark-thirty to make a care package (which I promised) for them.
Oh ding dong, the temptation of it all! |
Did cave people have chocolate chip cookies? |
I don't think cave people had chocolate chip cookies unless that sneaky dinosaur tried to steal one and got it in the head with a bat! Maybe that's why the dinosaurs are extinct today. Chocolate chip cookies war!
This is what my darlings promised to do last night! |
Guess what is still in the sink this morning?! |
Happy Paleo Thursday, Grainiacs.
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