Thursday, September 18, 2014

For your eyes only

I live in the heat of South Texas.  It is no secret that large....ahem....bosom-ed woman are uncomfortable ......no.....miserable. ---- in hell.  Thank you, one side of the Strawberry family!  (My father was adopted so I don't really feel comfortable blaming his side; although if I get hot enough --temper-wise, and yes I do believe I could blame HIS side for that-- I just might blame big boobs on them!!!)

And it keeps passing on down... Since the age of 15 one daughter has continuously asked for breast reduction surgery-- every Christmas!

While visiting Working Girl,  I chanced upon this baby!  It is a pillow with some cooling gel in it. How cool is that?!?!





As I was sopping up the sweat (you know where) yesterday morning after a mere feeding the birds jaunt, I thought "What a cool idea!"  I need that cooling gel stuff in my bra!  So I decided to look up cooling bras or cool gel bras.  Note to Grainiacs:  Be vewy, vewy careful what sites you open up when you google search bras or boobs.  Just warnin' ya!

I found mostly sports bras that said "keep cool."  Okay, I know most big-breasted women do NOT want more substance in their bras, but honestly I do!!!  I want some of that pillow cooling gel in mine!!!!  Why hasn't someone developed it yet.

I guess until I figure out how to cool down my bra, I'll have to stuff it with Kleenex and hope I don't leave a Hansel and Gretal trail of rolled up Kleenex along my path! Now that would be embarrassing!!

Signing off,
Strawberry (45 pounds to go)

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