A wrinkle in Un

I can see where my un-list can produce results like the old farmer going out to feed the cow and the cow died.

This morning I looked in my laundry bin and thought: I need to do laundry.  Boom! Laundry in the washer.  I then went to make coffee and thought: I need to clean off that dang kitchen counter and while I'm at it, I'll clean the sink.  Boom!  Complete.

This is great! This is wonderful, thought Strawberry!

Coffee made. One cup consumed. Opened the window shades.  Oh poor birdies!  You are no Francis of Assisi, Strawberry!!!  Out to feed the birdies.  Okay, this is working.  Phew! I stink.  Just that little bit of working in the So. TX heat and off to the showers, Stinky!!

Washer done.  Into the dryer.  Wow.  I'm really cocky now.  I think I've got it....

Uh oh.  Baby Kitty just darted by without her new collar. (Had to take her to the vet yesterday).

How many ways in CAT can you say "I hate you!!!"

Meanwhile the dog is going into spastic restlessness.  I think I took too long to give him his flea medicine (something else I thought of today thanks to my un-list).  The fleas must really be biting.  He is absolutely tearing up anything he can find.

Ding! the dryer stops.

WAIT!!! I'm not ready to take the clothes out yet.  Plus I started my blog and I'm afraid I'll lose my thought if I get up now!!!!

Stop scratching, Garbage Gut!  Leave the magazine stack alone!!!!

Grrrrrrowl.  What's that sound?

I forgot to eat this morning.  

Yep, just call me Farmer Strawberry