Friday, September 7, 2012

You're So Vain

You probably think this ad is about you; don't you? Don't you, Strawberry???  Ah, I love that song.  It is perfect and describes most human beings at one time in their life or another.  This is my special moment to be vain.  The Bank buys an ad in the local paper for our upcoming Fair.  I found out yesterday that they don't put some "blah" interest rate for car or house loans.  No "we do more so you don't have to!" kind of stuff.  Nope, they put nice photos of the employees!  All of us!!!  Individually!!!  I asked if my photo could be taken of me behind the vault doors...looking like I was in jail.  I was told firmly "NO!"  LOL  I thought it would be fitting since my job entails letting people in and out of the jail...I mean vault.  Oh well.  I have no idea where the photo will be taken.  I assume sitting at my desk.

This morning I primped and pumped and dabbed and foofed.  Almost to the point that I didn't have time to write to you, dear Grainiacs.  Now that's a lot of foof-ing!  I also took pictures of each side of my face deciding "which is my best side."  I think it's my left side.  But I also took a photo straight on.  You tell me, but let me know before this afternoon!  Left or straight ahead.  You won't hurt my feelings unless you say "neither."  I didn't include my right side.  That's just plain scary.  So, thank you for your help, Grainiacs.  It's my day to be vain.

Is she live or is she memorex?

photo left

photo straight ahead!
Sing along....Strawberry, she's so vain.  She probably thinks the bank ad is all about her. She's so vain; she's so vain!

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