It's a mad, mad world

I live in a madhouse and I am the gatekeeper.

Yesterday I forgot to put on eye make-up and blush.  I went to work only wearing moisturizer and foundation.  I read somewhere to wait one minute and let moisturizer and foundation "soak" into your skin before adding powder, etc.  Well, in one minute I can find a zillion other things to do (ahem, blog and check emails, feed the animals, put on clothes- thank goodness there is no "wait one minute till you put on your pants!  I'd be a goner, fer sure.).  So I ran out the door and didn't realize I was less than half made up till I went to the bathroom at around 11:30!!!!  LOL  I love living in my delirium.

Last night, I decided to go to bed early.  I really was tired and 10:00 p.m. sounded (at the time) like a good idea.  Next time I'm checking into a motel.  At around midnight, Ollie became restless and paced up and down my back.  I don't think I went back to sleep but when I turned over, that got Ollie in his restless state AGAIN and walked up and down my side.  Kitzilla is in heat and thought 2:00 would be a good time to let me know she is uncomfortable with this whole "heat" business and yowled and yeeeeoooooowwwwllllled a poor pitiful cry.  Which made Ollie restless AGAIN and you know the rest.

Have you seen the commercial with the mom on a hunt in the wee morning for milk for her daughter's cereal breakfast?  Have you seen her hair once she gets back????  Suffice it to say, that is what I looked like this morning.  I almost took a picture for you, dear Grainiac, but I just couldn't find the camera!

It's a mad, mad world around my strawberry patch in the a.m.

Have a terrific Thursday!