The three little loaves

Once upon a time there was a bread maker who tried to make the perfect loaf.  One was too hard; the second one was too soft.  Too soft, you say, that would be the perfect loaf.  Yes, but it bubbled all over the inside of the bread machine; so maybe the third will be "just right" as in soft but not bubbling all over the bread machine leaving a mess for the bread maker to tackle the next morning!  You see I fell asleep before that second loaf finished baking but Boy and Hubby stayed up playing computer games and were given the task of taking the bread out of the machine when the beeper went off.  Before the beeper beeped, they smelled burnt bread and immediately thought "something isn't right with the bread in the bread machine!" They are smart that way.  Sure enough....a honey bread volcano erupted.  Thus I'm on a hunt for a little pig, er, a loaf of bread. 

I was looking at my two loaves and I do believe I can see a face.  I take after my Grandmom that way-- she always found objects in the clouds or a puddle or anything for that matter.  What do you think?

Thank ya, thank ya very much

What's that smirk on your face?  Huh?  "I am not an animal!!"

Did you know that those not so perfect dense loaves of bread make great toast?  I bet it would make an excellent bread pudding too.  Okay, I'm getting too fattening here.  Back to the bread-- soft loaf.....

Perfect...except for the bubbling over the bread machine.

Now to see the top of this "perfect" loaf....ha ha ha

Something just ain't right with that bread!

So my quest continues.  I will huff and I will puff till I make that perfect loaf of bread.