Oooooo-kla-fornia

You might not have heard in your neck of the woods, but in MY neck of the woods Mother Nature is pissed off at us.  I'm not sure why.  In one day, Oklahoma experienced torrential rains accompanied by big booming Thunder and a Light show that would rival any 4th of July production.  Add to that a mile wide tornado that would not die, flooding, and oh yeah, another earthquake!  Yes, you read right, Saturday we had a 5.6 earthquake.  Last night's was a mere 4 point something.  Let's face it, does it really matter?  For the devil's sake, IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE in OK!  It is NOT OK no matter WHAT the number!!!  Some people are asking "what next?"  Not me, I've survived the CA earthquake of 1989 and loads of hurricanes.  I'm not asking what next?  I'm afraid of the answer.  I'm just saying, if I see frogs and locusts, I'm high-tailing it out of here and running home to my mommy (where Sean will probably become the hugest hurricane ever!).  Then where will I go?  No one will want me. Sniff sniff.

One thing is for certain; I'll be bee-u-t-ful when I go flying by your house!  Last week I drove 2 hours to my nearest Macy's and had a make-over.  I've been wanting to spruce myself up like the Christmas tree but didn't know where or how to start.  It's been easy (and lazy) just to not wear any at all.  I met with my consultant before school let out.  I sure didn't want junior high and high schoolers passing by and laughing.  I'd have to haul off and hit them with my cane!  As it turned out, some local yo-cal was serenading us with his rendition of some backstreet boys or 'nsync medley.  Thank you, Brian or Justin wannabee!  Loved it; call an agent.

Want to be pampered?  Go get a make-over.  You can't believe how it lifts the spirits-- even when Mother Nature is throwing hail (I forgot to mention we had hail yesterday too) at you.  You can put your best face forward and say "nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, naaaaaah!!!!).

And because I love you....I'm going to give you a hint and a preview so you can try this at home if you don't want to be serenaded by some lunatic singing early 90's songs.  Here is my paper face:

Strawberry's paper face!

And here I am in dimension....see the similarities????  Hey, humor me!

oops, I closed both eyes!

P.S.  I receive no compensation from Clinique so choose your own make-up counter and go experience the pamper!   You deserve it.