Press Time!

Yesterday was my annual mammogram and I'm just a nosey person.  While the tech was checking the scan and saving, etc. I walked over and looked too.  She was telling me what a great job she did (uh, hello? Who's boob was smashed and pictured? You're welcome!) and "Look! You can see the muscle under your arm."  AH! proof positive; I do still have muscle in my arm!!!  All that rabbit belly flap isn't all rabbit belly flap.

Did I tell you I'm presenting a workshop at my denominational level?  Yep.  And I've been working on it too.  Had to.  They wanted my handouts early so they could "approve" them.  We do things so "decent and orderly."  I appreciate that about my denomination.  For a scattered Strawberry, it is refreshing.  Hasn't helped ME to become decent and orderly but I'm working on it.  As a matter of fact, I have most all my seminary reading done this week and papers already submitted AND it's the first week!!!!

Okay, I can't get cocky; I always do this.  Start out with a bang and peter out.  I CAN get cocky, though, and show you my goodies--- no, not those goodies.  Funny story, while 5 of us robed up women were sitting in the "inner" waiting room with nothing but our flimsy robes between us, Ellen Degeneres' guest was Chelsea Handler.  Google them.  Chelsea asks Ellen to be on her show in a shower scene.  So although body parts are bleeped out, you can tell Chelsea is buck naked in the shower with Ellen!!! hahahahahaha... Chelsea says nobody is gonna sell her nude photos and make money; she'll sell them to ya for free!  I don't even know what loving my body is. For as long as I can remember I always found a flaw....even when I weighed 120 pounds.  I'm not planning to walk naked (don't worry about that) but I do want to love my body- bumps, bruises, flaps, and all; and I want to love it at whatever stage I'm at.  Amen?

So, here's a picture of MY goodies.

black and pink!!! love it

I'm exposing these babies all over town AND at my presentation!