This job entails:
- rounding up all crazy, spastic morning animals and getting them out of the Strawberry bed.
- Feeding them.
- Running them till they are tired and no longer a threat to themselves or the Strawberry.
- cleaning their cage aka the house
Qualifications: somebody.....anybody!!! oh, and knowing how to declaw a kitten gets you to the top of the list!
Inquire within...look for the woman with crazy eyes and unkempt hair. Actually, you'll recognize her; she'll be the wild-eyed woman running toward you with open arms. Throw chocolate at her and she'll settle down.
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