Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Buzzzz

"Misery loves company."
"No good deed goes unpunished."
"Nag...nag...nag."

There are so many negative vibes going on so a friend and I decided to start a Happy Club.  Only uplifting thoughts and ideas and pictures allowed.  No negative talk.  And oh, no drugs needed for OUR Happy Club!!!  Yes, we can vent and then it's positive time.

(okay, one vent allowed on my blog)  

The mosquitoes are out!  I've been feeding the birds seeds, bread, and day old popcorn faithfully.  You'd think they would be appreciative and eat those pesky mosquitoes!  But NO.  Their bellies are so full of seeds, bread, and popcorn.  I think I'll starve them and then they'll have to eat those mosquitoes, right?  Time to pull out the bug spray and spray myself with poison before I go outside.  Or maybe I'll try one of those bracelets (can that be safe?).  I could hang bags of ziplocs filled with water.  I hear that works.  Or maybe that's just for flies.  Any ideas, Grainiacs?  Can you buy mosquito eaters on Amazon?  (It's called a Crane Fly and Amazon sells car decals.  I wonder if I bought one and stuck it on my car window and drove around; would they follow me home?)

Are you a crane fly?  Please follow me home!

How about starting your own Happy Club?  We are surrounded by negativity; wouldn't it be nice to be a positive in someone's day?  And if you have any spare crane flies, please send them my way!  Help a sister out!

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