Monday, April 1, 2013

M-O-A-N-A!!!!

Does anybody have an extra long nail I could borrow?  I would love to jab it up my gums.   Have you ever had a piece of food stuck in between your teeth or a popcorn kernel stuck up in your gums?  It just sits there and festers and hurts to the high heavens.  I've been suffering from a toothache or allergies or allergies AND a toothache.  All I know is my mouth hurts.  I have brushed and flushed and scraped to no avail.  I have popped Tylenol.  I have flushed out my sinuses.  You name it, I've inhaled it, rinsed with it, rubbed Orajel on it, jabbed it, flossed it, and repeated the whole process all over again.  I'm miserable and Moana is squawking.....loudly.

Tomorrow Boy is going to the oral surgeon to have his impacted wisdom teeth taken out (for real this time!).  Moana can think only of herself.  She's ready to push Boy aside and steal his Dr. appt; she's thinking about asking if she can take his appointment and have whatever is causing this pain taken out-- even if it's the sinuses!!! May I borrow a statement from years ago??? This is THE PITS!!!!!!  So this is how babies feel when they are teething.  Hey, there's an idea.  I think I'll bite down on one of those cold squishy teething rings.

So yeah, I'm drugged up on Tylenol, but I have my teething ring so all's good...for the moment!

Happy Monday, Grainiacs, and may yours be a pain-free one!

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