Saturday, June 6, 2015

Break

We break from our regularly scheduled program to bring you....

Some of you know we live in a manse (parsonage) and when we moved in the walls were painted a nice stark white.  Hey, it goes with everything!  But I already feel like I live in an asylum so I don't need the walls to reflect it.  So what's a Strawberry to do once she has completed one phase of her life?  Paint and redecorate, of course.  The house already looks like a pig sty, why not add confusion and mess to it but have pretty colorful walls as a result?  Right???

I wanted to start small...after all we would be hosting family in three days so why not buy paint and start a project?  I know...you are thinking "Wow, Strawberry, you sure live on the edge!"  Yes, I am super woman in that regard...don't hate me.

Here's the secret... start small and spruce up the one place no one in your family walks through! Yes, I started with the entryway.  NO ONE in my family uses the front door.  I'll definitely have to herd them to the front door to Oooo and Ahhhh over it.

Before--


Jealous?  Do you have Boba Fett guarding YOUR front door?
I can't tell you how many times my heart has skipped a beat when I passed by the front door.  Boba Fett is life-size. College Man brought him home and yes indeedie I posted him by the front door.  Boy has been ready to take 'em down (smack talk here, not dissemble talk) since Day 1.  Sidebar: Boy has been working out so he feels pretty confident about taking out the cardboard guy.  I, on the other hand, feel pretty confident I'll need a heart transplant if I do not move Boba Fett.





Painting, painting, painting



 And......

Ta Da









Picture in candle glow


Pictures the next morning...hoping you can see the difference.






I changed out my colorful rooster (in the before picture) and put the all black rooster.  I think it goes with the decor; what do you think?  It is amazing what a little color and change can do for the soul.  Color my world.

Friday, June 5, 2015

Graduation Part 2: Let's Try This Again!



Buzzzzzz.  How do you feel about your alarm clock when it goes off at 2 a.m.?  Do you love it? Or do you feel such intense hate you could tear metal with your teeth?  I DO NOT like waking up at 2 a.m. to the sound of BUZZZZZZZZ.  Neither does the rest of the family.  So the grumpy Strawberry gang gets their stuff together and heads out the door to try to get to VA once again.


We arrive at our little airport and Hubby drops us off at the terminal and goes to find a parking space “close” to the airport.  We see and smile at familiar faces from last night and stand in line once again to check luggage.  We still have the tags from last night; we still have the receipt that said luggage has been paid for.  We are good to go.  And now we wait.  For although the ticket counter is open, TSA security is not AND the snack bar isn’t open either.  No coffee….no water…no nothing except CNN broadcasting the latest middle east report. So depressing at 3 a.m.


Skip to: we are on the plane. Happy faces just praying



a) the plane takes off and we make our connection,



b) we aren’t rerouted to O-Hare!



Happy to be on the plane!



Praise God! We've landed! The first leg of the journey is a success.   



Hello, DFW!!!





Added bonus: our daughters flight leaves from this airport so we take the tram and go to their concourse and catch up with them.


escalators....great inventions for tired travelers



I was so busy "catching up" that I forgot to take pictures of the girls visiting with us!!!  Here they are on their flight to Richmond with a stop in O'Hare!  Poor babies.  :)--- We have not had luck with connecting flights in O'Hare.  As a matter of fact, two of the four have had to sleep at O'Hare waiting for an available flight.

Wave to Career and Grad Girl! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Safe travels, my precious..es!


 Um, why had I not noticed these little beauties beforehand?  Several chairs let you kick your feet up?  I love America (not american airlines....just so we're clear about that!!!).


Happy Feet



 Time to plane.  A little light reading to pass the time away...and possibly some money!



Come to Momma!



This is going to be a good day!


Can you see the green mountains?

LANDED IN VIRGINIA!  HALLELUJAH!!!!

The family is together.

sorry to Hubby and college man for cropping their faces out! HA  #workingmachineryonlittlesleep!

Unfortunately.....




And this is how I roll.....(or don't roll since my rolling luggage didn't make it).

Remember Day 1 when I said we could only make it to Dallas and we would be spending the night there?  Remember Day 2 when I said I gave the "pre-checked luggage" (tags and all) to the ticket booth and said "we're good to go?"  Well, yes.  Guess where our luggage stayed?  Dallas.  Oh poop!!!!  Never put me in charge of anything at 3 o'clock in the MORNING!!!!!!! poop, poop, poop!

So luggage not in VA?  I will not let it get me down. Retail Therapy!!!!

My housing for the past 7 years has bounced from one house to another.  I decided to stay at the old house I would trek three (or four- depending on what door you came through) floors. The Strawberry Gang occupied all three rooms on the third floor of Thompson House.  What great family time.

 
Here's a story about a lovely lady....


 Since we didn't have luggage, the trip up the stairs was fairly easy. HA, she laughs. Those 4 flights of stairs still wind me, but it's good exercise.

We ate at a local restaurant, shopped for toothbrushes and deodorant and then turned in for the night.  Day 2 done and I had high hopes for our luggage reuniting with us by the next day.

Favorite Union Seminary restaurant

Grad Girl getting creative with The Momma's camera



An ending to a "perfect" day.... the girls' room would not lock. How could it? Their key was uncut!! They would probably want me to include that not only could I NOT get the door to lock from the outside BUT I was trying to get it to lock with the uncut key upside down (no, I did not notice the key was uncut at the time and no I wasn't listening to career girl tell me it was uncut! Yes, I was focused on the task at hand....mainly the key in my hand!).  Now in all fairness, it was past my bedtime Central Time so I was WAY over my bedtime Eastern Time .....   AND........ I had been up since 2 a.m.!!!  just saying. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it!)

you just THINK you are gonna lock that door, missy!

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Graduation Part 1 “Now why am I doing this?”



My whole graduate career I kept asking myself “Now just why am I doing this?”  I won’t find a job in my educational path.  In a time when churches are barely able to support full-time pastors, I am spending bookoo dollars in a field that cannot support me.  Then I straighten up and push my heavily-endowed chest out and proclaim “it was on my bucket list; that’s why!”

This past weekend was my graduation and once again kept asking myself “Now why am I doing this?”  I decided long ago I would walk.  I missed my undergrad graduation because I graduated during the summer and graduation was held on the sister campus (a campus I never set foot on).  So I wanted to walk for this one.  My school email box was full of graduation announcements inviting me to parties with the President and flyers with graduation weekend events and notes about when to pick up certain things.  Our plan was to start driving on Monday or Tuesday heading toward Virginia. 

I started this program the Spring semester of 2008.  If you look at my transcripts, you’ll notice a slight (okay, rather large) absence of time.  I call this “Life Happens.”  Several of my babies were either in college or going away to college and I sort of had a meltdown.  In 2010 I wrote to my advisor and asked if I had been kicked out of the program.  The Registrar told her to tell me to get my butt (maybe not his exact words, butt but, that was probably what he was thinking!!) registered for the upcoming semester or I would definitely have to reapply.

So how fitting that a “life happens” event effected our travel plans.  A beautiful soul of the church passed away and the children wanted her service to be on Wednesday (of my graduation week).  Hubby made reservations and we were set to leave our little airport and head to Richmond, VA in plenty of time for me to pick up my regalia before the Thursday 4 p.m. deadline.  While waiting to go to the airport I receive a text from the airline saying our flight was delayed and we would miss the connecting flight so they had moved us to the next flight but no flights would be leaving after we arrived.  That meant we would have to spend the night in Dallas.  Hello, hotels.com; please book 2 rooms for the Strawberry gang.

So off we go on Wednesday evening to our little airport.  Once we checked our baggage and were cleared by TSA, we sat at the little café and ate dinner and waited for boarding time.   





We live in the land of mañana but even I thought “Wow, not too many people here and it’s almost boarding time.”  Did I mention it takes me a while to get jokes or plane reservations being cancelled?

Well here’s the deal, if you make reservations on places such as hotels.com, there is a money-back guarantee until about 4 p.m. the day you make the reservations.  They don’t give you your money back if the damn airline cancels your flight at 6 p.m!  Picture Strawberry taking 2 $100.00 bills and flushing them down the toilet because folks, I lost my money at the American Airlines slot machine.  I complained. It didn’t help. Hotels.com had the nicest customer service rep helping me. She made us feel so good even though she didn’t do a damn thing for us. 

Where, O where is our luggage, American Air? Oh, where, oh where could they be?


We found our suitcases at the baggage area and headed home and set our alarms for 2 a.m. because we needed to be at the airport at 3 to check luggage and go through the security check and (hopefully this time) board at 4:30 a.m. for our 5 a.m. flight.

Now why am I doing this again?

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Let the Party Commence

The family is getting into the birthday season.  February kicks it off with my sister-in-law's birthday and then boom....3 in April...2 in May....4 in June (including 3 anniversaries)....2 in July...1 in November and 1 in December.  Whew!

On Sunday we went out to eat to celebrate the brother in law's BD at his favorite steakhouse chain.  I have a new favorite there-- not beef but salmon. Oh my gosh....so good.

Another party is happening in public schools across Texas-- just don't ask the 4th, 5th, or 6th graders about this party!  Standardized testing = yuck for them.  On Friday we had a pep rally to kick off the STAAR test.  Believe it or not.  Years ago, when Career Girl was a little girl, she made herself sick worried about the test.  The school hyped it up.  They even had a pep rally.  We still have the pencil....somewhere.  A local pediatrician said she sees more cases of pediatric anxiety during state testing.  Such a sad cycle.

Hope you are all well, Grainiacs.  Especially you teaching grainiacs.  God bless you!

Friday, April 17, 2015

Oh Hell

Where is time going?  Slow down. I have reading and finals to do.  I have a church presentation to give.  I have a son to get packed and home.  I have too many things to do before my own graduation!

It seems like I just took this library gig and now I am counting down the days till it's over.  So unreal.

As you all know Thursday is my hell day at work.  It seems every class from Kinder to 6th are problem children (okay, it could be me too!!!) but my day was going pretty well for a hell day!  Until my last class.....oy vey...hell day was back on target.  I confess.  I cried.  It was horrible.  I kept thinking "one more month....one more freakin' month."

But this morning was a new day.  I'm an optimist that way.  And I greeted all the teachers and principal with a smile and a cheery "Hello!"  During my morning, my favorite little students came in.  They brighten my day.  They come in every morning before class to check out books.  every.. morning.  Yet, this morning was different.  One little girl came up to me with a container and said "I always give something to my favorite teachers."

Pringles makes everything better!
Can I just say I was humbled and delighted and squealed like a little girl.  Thank you, Lord, for this little blessing wrapped up in a can of Pringles from a smiling cutie.  Thank. You!!!

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

oh the routine of it all

Every morning since taking an "out of the home" job (let's face it; staying home is a job too, only you don't get paid weekly or monthly!) I have established certain routines.  Wake, shower, get dressed, clean up doggie presents (ugh), feed animals, feed me, fix lunch if I haven't prepared it the night before, blog, check emails or Fb (if time allows), get in car and go to work.  Repeat.  What has NOT been a routine has been once I return home.  Well, I shouldn't say that; my routine is to flop on the couch or easy chair and sit in a vegetative state staring at a big black box that transports me to others' lives.  I can laugh at the shenanigans of the Pritchett and Dumfy families on Modern Family; or relate (too much to my liking) of the Heck Family (The Middle).  All in all, I know they are created families and usually by the end of the episode-- resolution.  Not so much in real life.  My routine continues in the morning, but my afternoons and evenings are complete wasted time.

Don't get me wrong: I WANT to do better, but my mind and body are not cooperating right now.  Maybe it is because deep down I think "I'll have time" to get my act together.  I'm still fairly young, I can do it.  But what if this is my "act."  What if I'm going to continue to be a slug from 4:45- 10:00 pm? 

I have been playing a mind game with myself.  In my 40's I thought "I have time."  Now that I'm in my 50's I still keep telling myself "I have time."  Each morning I resolve to do better with my time and each afternoon I think "screw it!"

This past Monday I decided to take my library classes by the horns.  These poor kids have not had any routine in this library since the former librarian retired.  They had a substitute for one month and then they had me (the "permanent" substitute) who had no idea what she was doing.  Since taking the job, we have had "practice" state testing, "for real" state testing, spring break, Easter break, half-days, events that turn my scheduling upside down--like the time I had prepared the library for usual 2nd grade time, only to see the 5th graders standing at the door.  Never a dull moment and one to keep the blood pressure on a high!  For the past 2 days I have had a heart to heart talk with the students and told them from now on this is where we will sit and this is what you can expect each time you come to the library.  Unfortunately I had to follow through with a threat I have given-- I sent a kid to the office!  I felt bad for a second and then told the next class, I felt bad but now I'm a pro.  Don't push me!!!  (LOL)

So let's hear it for routines.  They are our friends. And don't forget to follow through.  May you have a routine kind of day, Grainiacs!

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Psychic Strawberry



Just call me Psychic Strawberry because I knew it.  I JUST KNEW IT!!!!!  What did I know, you ask?  Let me start at the beginning.  Foreseeing the future (with the help of the school district calendar and countless emails about the STAAR testing) I realized I had not gotten an assignment, for example monitoring the halls, lunch duty, recess, etc) so I whipped out an email on Friday asking the asst principal about it.  No reply.  Weekend comes and no reply.  Monday Crazy Morning, I track her down (am I an idiot?  Why didn’t I hide under my desk???) and of course she was crazy busy and said she would think about it after she had taken care of whatever she was doing.  I went back to the library to hide and shelve books and straighten up a tad although that had been taken care of the week before!  Wish I could get that kind of energy when it came to housecleaning.

Anywho, a resource person comes in and says the principal wants me to get the books in numerical order so it will be easier to inventory.  Uh, but we still have 2 months of classes, I think to myself.  Realistically I realize this is busy work because they forgot to hand out an assignment to the sub librarian.  They DID think to hire substitutes for that day! HA  So I sat in the library most of the day (until it was time for lunch duty! Ugh) and squinted and pulled out books looking for those little numbers that are mostly faded and counted.

Here is what the majority of the shelves looked like after I finished.




And here is what they looked like yesterday after classes!  Yep.  It's gonna be a long April month.  I'm psychic, ya know!!